This is an old post from my now-defunct Myspace blog. I'm going to post some of the older postings in reverse chronological order to put a little meat on the bones of this puppy.
Originally posted on Monday, May 21, 2007.
So I joined a gay gym. Not because it was gay, really, but because it's the closest one to where I live in Chicago. Here are my observations--some good, some bad.
1. Eighties short shorts are apparently back. Who knew?
2. Eighties short shorts look significantly better on 20-somethings than on men who were in their 20s in the Eighties.
3. Most gay men spend more time on their hair before they go to the gym than average people spend before Picture Day.
4. Gay men are polite when you want to use their piece of equipment. (Heh heh.)
5. Steroids look scary at 50.
6. The women at gay gyms are among the safest women in the world.
7. And finally, Underarmour clothing only looks nice if you do not have a giant potbelly. Remember, dear readers, spandex is a privilege... not a right.
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